Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #2552
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #5673
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
Quote #25097
Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
Quote #19634
Few people at the beginning of the ninteenth century needed an adman to tell...
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I...
Quote #22730
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...