Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #5785
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
Quote #824
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
Quote #28830
We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never...
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
Quote #21688
The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared...
Quote #16908
All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a...
Quote #5665
Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order...