Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #2452
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #1427
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of...
Quote #3928
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #19379
To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in...
Quote #18024
The stream of thought flows on but most of its segments fall into the...
Quote #4233
Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
Quote #31833
No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.