Quote #10001
Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.
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Consider the problem from the point of view of evil, evil being almost always...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #2646
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #2052
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
Quote #20639
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...