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It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By...
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America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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You don’t merely give over your creativity to making a film-you give over your...
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The younger brother hath the more wit.
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is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings...
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I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re...