Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #13656
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Quote #29062
Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn...
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #3239
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #16949
Spiritual force is stronger than material force thoughts rule the world.
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...