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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as...
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Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but...
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once...
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A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
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He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather...
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The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...