Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #11946
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.
Quote #19601
Carl Spackler IT’S IN THE HOLE.
Quote #23577
ARCHITECTURE, n The art of how to waste space.
Quote #7750
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
Quote #2525
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Quote #2224
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Quote #20755
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the...
Quote #16465
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...