Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Quote #2836
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #3391
As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity.
Quote #471
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #12764
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #2621
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Quote #21860
You see, but you do not observe.