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Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
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The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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In order to be able to live in America I must be unafraid to...