Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #34667
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #12573
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #22325
If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at...
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
Quote #22109
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #9283
She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by...
Quote #6964
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.