Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #4116
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #8584
Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let...
Quote #27571
Our ignorance of history makes us libel to our own times. People have always...
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Quote #16837
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...