Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
Quote #30695
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #6209
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #34599
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable...
Quote #19108
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in...
Quote #18798
The timeless in you is aware of life’s timelessness and knows that yesterday is...