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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. Regardless of what you are doing,...
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Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.
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To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself First, what could...
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The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.
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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
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The greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–delierate, contrived, and...
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Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...