Quote #11070
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #31377
…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
Quote #2969
Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.
Quote #14421
Delay always breeds danger and to protract a great design is often to ruin...
Quote #5418
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #21563
The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides....
Quote #23177
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.