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Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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Brilliance is born of desperation.
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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
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Anybody who accepts mediocrity – in school, on the job, in life – is...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.