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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #14009
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not...
Quote #22930
I am the vessel. The draft is God’s. And God is the thirsty one.
Quote #1996
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of...
Quote #18865
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #7359
However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they...
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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be...
Quote #9544
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...