Quote #3293
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #12451
It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #15421
Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at...
Quote #13342
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Quote #7689
Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if...
Quote #10471
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
Quote #24192
More and more I come to value charity and love of one’s fellow being...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...