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We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof...
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Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun,...
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Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every...
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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
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Now we are all sons of bitches.
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People don’t start wars, governments do.
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To do anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
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If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.