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A half-truth is a whole lie.
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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
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Once a new technology rolls over you, if your’re not part of the steamroller,...
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #19884
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death...
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Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care...
Quote #34830
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...