Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #9147
Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #1814
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #24347
Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the...
Quote #9331
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being...
Quote #25257
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only...