Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #4590
Money alone sets all the world in motion.
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #11346
Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #7707
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #22306
A home without books is a body without soul.
Quote #2711
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #27967
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...