Quote #3504
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #34565
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated...
Quote #29503
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
Quote #7659
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #4646
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #8153
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...