Quote #28415
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #19483
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
Quote #19657
The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
Quote #19162
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #14009
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31778
Civilization is a progress from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity toward a definite, coherent heterogeneity.
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
Quote #8742
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems; When the...