Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #3016
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #25358
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #27692
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #4218
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #28679
If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . ....