Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #29908
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #20608
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
Quote #23619
Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize...
Quote #12056
That which seems most feeble and bewildered in you is the strongest and most...
Quote #15934
We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was...
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #32692
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.