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Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life That word...
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Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
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It does not take sharp eyes to see the sun and the moon, nor...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows...
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #28716
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.