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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #3577
There is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us...
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… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
Quote #8282
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.