Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #12424
Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
Quote #25579
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #3857
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is...
Quote #31857
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #13685
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Quote #30738
The price of being the best is having to be the best.