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Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour...
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
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Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Man’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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People who have no weaknesses are terrible there is no way of taking advantage...
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If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog...