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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will...
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I call that a scumhead.
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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...