Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #13545
Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy...
Quote #19477
In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the...
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #14198
The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it, to...
Quote #23040
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #15749
We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too...
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #4708
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live...