Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Quote #27329
What’s money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning...
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #32127
The awareness of the ambiguity of one’s highest achievements (as well as one’s deepest...
Quote #15086
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Quote #25954
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #935
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.