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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of...
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A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
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No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and...
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
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A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
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The world is proof that God is a committee.
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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...