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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
Quote #8686
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
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We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #3812
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...