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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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Frailty, thy name is woman
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
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People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #27626
I am…a mushroom On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.