Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #1231
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #17142
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
Quote #22022
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #1435
We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right...
Quote #22725
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #32444
The door to opportunity is always labeled ‘push’.