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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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No human being is constituted to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing...
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You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
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The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
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He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
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Every man has business and desire, Such as it is.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...