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The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #29823
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly...
Quote #27252
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so...
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #15894
Realism…has no more to do with reality than anything else.
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A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly...
Quote #21494
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.