Quote #25862
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and...
Quote #34438
This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #17627
The first condition of immortality is death.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #19445
Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
Quote #34256
Virtue extends our days he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...