Quote #15024
The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...
Quote #14566
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed...
Quote #72
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #16611
I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad that...
Quote #22814
Our own heart, and not other men’s opinion, form our true honor.
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #22251
‘It is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.