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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like...
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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
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Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
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Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quote #29617
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...