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Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country,...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others.
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn’t need any advice from...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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The mere formulation of a problem is far more essential than its solution, which...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.