Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #13819
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
Quote #13762
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Quote #10383
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view....
Quote #9389
Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
Quote #4071
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others with out getting a few...
Quote #7130
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #29865
This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.