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Oh for a book and a shady nook…
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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It is possible to love your friends, your competitors, and even your enemies. It...
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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
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People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…