Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
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Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on.
Quote #21674
When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care...
Quote #20052
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #16824
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
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We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and...
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Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It’s the aim of art to...
Quote #15741
Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.
Quote #20449
It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.