Quote #18034
It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
Quote #4742
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #4451
Law is order, and good law is good order.
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
Quote #34537
Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #10310
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
Quote #1677
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.