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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29883
Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.
Quote #2097
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
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To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he...
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Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #3058
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Quote #17497
Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #29493
The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.