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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Dream no small dreams. They have no power to stir the souls of men.
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Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post...
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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....
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Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 – 50 chance of living, though...
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As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...