Quote #18503
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
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No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never...
Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #16705
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #6159
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool;...
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
Quote #5003
No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he...
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.